War on Drugs: SWAT team vs bad guy
This Fox News item at first appears as a hilarious pastiche; the Reporter takes hold of a shotgun and strides forward in fantasy mode to show us the SWAT team "taking down" an alleged cocaine-dealer. It is only when his escaping car is hit by a hail of gunfire that the events return from GRAND THEFT AUTO vid to suburban reality and real horror of the piece begins to dawn. The disappointed Reporter informs us that, "incredibly", the driver was only hit in the arm. An apologetic police spokesman explains that, unlike in the movies, it’s hard to get bullets to go through a car. "One more dangerous dealer was taken off the streets."